- January 13, 2009 at 5:24 am #28482
CEO--Chief Embezzlement Officer.CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry.VALUE INVESTING-- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION-- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO-- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS-- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT-- An archaic word no longer in use.March 20, 2009 at 6:09 am #30899
like the last ::)September 16, 2009 at 12:43 am #30900
So true 🙁September 16, 2009 at 10:22 pm #30901
Haha some good ones, shame it's all true for most of those investors and their cock-ups alongside the bankers.
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