- June 16, 2009 at 7:05 am #28720
What Gloria Gaynor really meant – sing to the tune of her hit single “I will survive”At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie,I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dreamShould have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Mitz from Tips4pcJune 16, 2009 at 1:47 pm #32083
hehehehe ;D ;D, Pretty good 🙂June 16, 2009 at 8:12 pm #32084
Its so easy to sing along with too….I love that tune…September 15, 2009 at 1:08 am #32085
😀 HA!! Wow, It would be great if that were the actual song.
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